Funny Christmas Greetings

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Christmas is a time of pleasure and happiness and now Christmas time is coming. Every year people wish to others in different and special ways. This year we will recommend to all wishing your dear ones with funny Christmas greetings. Your real purpose is to make happy others. So if you will wish to others with hilarious Christmas greetings messages, we are sure it will bring the smile on other faces. Just visit this website and get through us best and latest Christmas greetings collection.

Funny Christmas Greetings

  • Santa is very cheerful because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  • The one thing women don’t wish to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
  • Boy I better get started
    shopping for Christmas!
    It is only 5 months away.
  • If some fat man snatches you
    up and puts you in a bag, don’t worry,
    it’s Santa collecting his HOs for Christmas.
    I’m sending this from his bag..bring alcohol!
  • The best times are
    with your dysfunctional
    family during the holidays.
  • Christmas is truly a magical time
    Its made all my money disappear
  • Santa is just like every other man
    Comes and goes in less than 5 min
    eats ur food, calls u a Ho
    leaves before you get up.
  • Is reading through statuses,
    che8cking them twice, gonna find out
    whos “NAUGHTY” or “NICE”!
  • I sure hope you like your Christmas gift
    It’s a year’s supply of me!
  • Dear Santa, so what I have
    done may have been bad but
    I pretty sure breaking and
    entering and stealing peoples
    food is worse So let’s call it even
  • Christmas trees are like boobs
    Fake ones r nice to look at
    but real ones are better
  • A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
    It makes no noise at all, But softly
    gives itself away While quite unselfish
    it grows small

Funny Christmas Greeting With Picture

  • Christmas carolers sing about peace on
    earth, but they don’t tell us where
  • Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive.
  • Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!
  • I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
    I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
  • I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.