Santa is very cheerful because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The one thing women don’t wish for to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Boy I better get started
shopping for Christmas!
It is only 5 months away..
If some fat man snatches you
up and puts you in a bag, don’t worry,
it’s Santa collecting his HOs for Christmas.
I’m sending this from his bag..bring alcohol!
The best times are
with your dysfunctional
family during the holidays.
Christmas iz truly a magical time
Its made all my money disappear
Santa iz just like every other man
Comes and goes in less than 5 min
eats ur food,calls u a Ho
leaves before you get up.
Is reading through statuses,
che8cking them twice, gonna find out
whos “NAUGHTY” or “NICE”!
I sure hope you like your Christmas gift
It’s a year’s supply of me!
Dear Santa, so what i have
done mayhave been bad but
I pretty sure breaking and
entering and stealing peoples
food is worse So lets call it even
Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones r nice to look at
but real ones are better
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,But softly
gives itself away While quite unselfish
it grows small
Christmas carolers sing about peace on
earth, but they don’t tell us where
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.